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Meat.


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I feel very disappointed that they aren't somehow growing human meat or saving it from amputations or harvesting it from donated bodies or something. 

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Huh, they featured a similar idea on Adventure Time. I guess they are supposed to be set in the future:


I really hope these burgers have addictive qualities when they're done developing them, then they take them off the market at the height of their popularity. Having the masses left craving human flesh sounds like a marvelously dark prank that could get comically out of hand.

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http://youtu.be/XtKdsyKKpYE

 

:)

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by Turncoat


I really hope these burgers have addictive qualities when they're done developing them, then they take them off the market at the height of their popularity. Having the masses left craving human flesh sounds like a marvelously dark prank that could get comically out of hand.

Turncoat's a psychopath.

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Meat.

http://firsttoknow.com/human-flesh-burger/

Discuss.

Or don't.

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Supposedly humans taste like salty pork.

I can't remember if they describe the taste in the book "Alive", where they crash into the mountains and cannibalize each other.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alive:_The_Story_of_the_Andes_Survivors

Wired has since lost the article from their archvies, but...

http://beta.slashdot.org/story/06/11/09/2230226/robot-identifies-human-flesh-as-bacon

"Wired's 'Table of Malcontents' blog links to an article about a wine-tasting robot that thinks humans taste like bacon. The Japanese robot is intended to act as a personal sommelier, suggesting wines, cheeses, and hors d'oeuvres based on its owners personal tastes. It also apparently thinks humans would be tasty as part of a sandwich."

 

Anyways, The Jews won't eat pork, the Rastafarians will not eat pork, and for sure other societies wouldn't eat pork or wild boar.

Could be taste, pigs have very erie gazes. They aren't like horses, or goats, they look at you like a human does with similar intelligence for lacks of better terms.

Pigs especially wild ones carry worms, so... that could be why religions wont eat the stuff...

 

 

I'll never find it, but a few people who claim to have eaten human claim it tastes like pork as well...

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