Literally shitposting.
Since a few months ago my shit became hard, rough and fat as hell, everytime bowel movements happen I dread the trip to the bathroom, I feel as though everytime I take a shit is like a baby xenomorph clawing its way out of my anus to the toilet, I'm frankly deathly scared of shitting. Every shit I take in these recent months have been the most painful moments in my life, I'm hardly exagerating, I suppose it's how a virgin woman would feel like doing anal for the first time, not only that but its if as though someone stored in these gigantic logs of shit all the pain and suffering I've caused to others, and I'm a pretty big asshole(unlike my bottom one, else I wouldn't have a problem doing this) Right now I'm about to take a trip to do another but I'm dreadful and scared as well, please help me fellow poopsters.