by SensitiveSoulTK wanted a pet koala
Wrong. I don't give a fuck about koalas.
The truth was, I shot my brother in the leg once.
I was on TV once, on the local news
I have three brothers
1) From a childhood event, I didn't start learning to drive until I graduated from college thanks to a phobia.
2) I'm more violent than I let on, posing this cowardly facade at points to lower people's guard. I've fought and injured multiple people over things that don't matter.
by Systematic1. ) I've had to fight for my life 4 times.
2.) I'm currently in the process of becoming a porn star.
edit: sorry helena this isn't specifically directed at you.
I think the first is true and the second is false, but if it is true, then good on you! I don't watch porn so I'll never know if you were lying anyway (and even if I did watch porn I wouldn't know unless your porn star name was Systematic).