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I dated this stripper once. I lived across from the nudies, and went for a beer every now and then. She moved in with me. AMAZING.

Anyways, she did some crazy shit, stuff that blew my mind, like she ran off to the fucking park, and went for the homeless gangbang. No fucking joke. I get to the park and there she is in a dog collar on a blanket surrounded by homeless guys.

Broke my dear little heart it did. I didn't know what I should do, rescue her or what? But I wasn't at that stage in my life where I'd join in, know what I mean?

Now she's married with kids, fat, and the guy she picked up is good looking, but it's one of those typical things where the husband goes and works 9-7 and shes alone with the kids doing the housewife thing, waiting for the divorce to hit them, know what I mean?

I mean, this OP thinks shes badass, and the truth is, she is, and she's looking for the daddy to support her biological clock, and she'll be fucking every dude in her sight in the meantime, and probably behind his back.

She means it. She does not want a nice guy, unless you got money.

Fat fetish oink lol

"You think women should be given respect just for being women? How sexist is that?"

/cue feminist's comments on male privilege and workplace advantages over women (ex: Glass Ceiling).

/cue feminist's comments on gender inequality being common enough on a global scale (ex: Female Circumcision, being blamed for being too sexy, etc).

/cue feminist's comments on how women not too long ago were akin to indentured servants of society's expectations (ex: Not being trusted to drive and vote, expected to clean and cook, laughed at for trying to get a job, etc).

/cue feminazi assumptions that only women can suffer, and that male suffering is them exaggerating or being babies about lesser problems when compared to rape and childbirth.

/cue me not caring about those recycled points since focusing on those points without the proper push behind it further splits the genders apart instead of bringing them together.

Hey, hey no editing allowed buddy..

NO! No where near that. More like:

He's just......mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

"Omg this guy tried to date me and he was so hideous"

"And said he was attractive and had a nice job. Then when I met him, he was gross as fuck!!!

"Sorry guys, but if you're even a little overweight, you need to lose the flub, get a job, get out of your mom's basement, put the video game away, and head to the gym. It's really sad and disgusting you'd let yourself go like that. What kind of man does that? If you ever hope to be able to please a woman, you'd change". 

-- That sounds like something my best friend would say. I always say: 'yeah, I agree', but it just makes me lol. 

If you were going to say that, you might have well said "oink" or "poink"

You screwed up!

Pink's ideal man

Snowdrops called it.