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Grey Hair


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Why oh why must my gray hair be reversing itself naturally.

Just the other day I plucked a grey hair from myself and noticed that at the root it had begun to grow back in full color.

What am I doing to cause such things? Am I a part of a secret government experiment where they come to my home and knock me out, to inject me with secret weapon X technology?

Perhaps I have accidentally poured some secret hair rejuvenating formula into my coffee somehow?

Why! I did not ask for this reversal of aging. Please tell me what is happening!

It wasn't too long ago that nearly my whole face was covered in grey hairs. Only about 6 or 7 years ago... now the greys are approaching near imperceptibility.

Maybe it's aliens?

 

Maybe the aliens are secretly transplanting hair from over-stressed, overworked, purposeless, and greedy women bankers from around the world?

That would explain why I personally am running into more bald women on a day to day basis. I mean they just don't try to hide it anymore...

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Grey Hair

I've heard claims of stress making your hair go grey, but never the other way around. Ought to take photos of the progression so you'll possess a solid comparison.

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Grey Hair

What do I care if I provide proof to others? Surely I will NEVER profit from that scenario...

I'd much rather wait till I am 70 at which point I will get a lab to verify there is indeed no dye on my hair.

I will then take that proof and make a secret formula in a bottle, using stuff I find at estate auctions, and market it alongside popular hair care products.

 

 

However, you've got a point there Turncoat... I hear there is new magic in the realms called photoshop. Perhaps I could get a massive jumpstart on my future, now. Although I think it would be rather tedious to go into photos and painstakingly paint colorful hair, dull grey. Maybe I should use the color mask feature? Eh? Eh? Million dollars or what?

 

I can't see how it could compete with artificial dyes and color products though. I mean those things work overnight, and coat your hair in all kinds of great things. People have a tendency to fall in love with repetition and fast easy fixes.

 

Give me convenience, or give me death...

 

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Grey Hair

"What do I care if I provide proof to others? Surely I will NEVER profit from that scenario..."

I keep forgetting how much people trust themselves more often than not. I was meaning more for the means of proving to yourself beyond just believing it to be the case.

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Grey Hair

I cannot offer a total body overhaul. All those herbal magics are making a fucking killing serving people three meals a day at ridiculously high prices.

How can I compete with that sort of cash flow?

Whatever it would cost, it surely would reverse my grey hair loss. I am at a fork in the road. Myself, or everyone else.

Do not hold me accountable for my selfishness yet, as I have not conclusively without a doubt ruled out aliens.

 

 

My only chance is to wait for greedy self absorbed up and coming types to infest the Herbal Magic culture and erase all traces of ancient magical practices, in an attempt to boost their raises serving more people, less. You know... like styrofaom burgers and stuff...

 

Let's see what is on the menu today!!!

YUP!!! IT IS ALREADY FRANCHISED AND WATERED DOWN!!! THE ONLY THING WHICH REMAINS IS CINNAMON ON THE MUTHERFUKING APPLE PIE!!!

http://herbalmagic.ca/apple_pie_recipe.php

 

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Grey Hair

The ultimate male first world problem. I hope you get those really long grey ear hairs instead. 

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Grey Hair

I doubt that this is true, but you'd be wise to try and drum up some proof of it so that you could make a shitload of money from your claims. In today's world you wouldn't even have to produce any believable form of evidence - your anecdotes themselves would be enough for some of the world's most desperate souls.

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Grey Hair

When my pussy hair grew in, it had grey hair in it. That was the day I died.

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Grey Hair

Helena... it doesn't work that way. It wouldn't matter if I discovered the cure for cancer, if I didn't have the money to mass produce and market.

I don't care what the patent laws are... I don't have enough money to fight stupid shit in court either.

I am talking about reversing grey hair, not dying early from PTSD.

 

@Stayonhere... - yeah I felt old when my hair went all grey in a matter of a few months, and I was able to reserve the bulk of the greying immediately within a few weeks with some lifestyle and nutrition changes.

However, there were some patches that wouldn't clear up, but now, several years later, they are, and yeah, plucked a grey the other day, and it was half grey because for the last few weeks it had been growing in full color from the root...

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Grey Hair

You could be right.

 

You could also hang around beauty salons and wait for the forty-year-old desperate housewives to stumble out, high on their perceived regenerative powers and yet still hungry for more, and sell your "cure" to them. Shit, man, it doesn't even have to be realistic. I once heard an urban legend that UV rays could reverse the greying of one's hair - the advice was that people should spend enough time in the sun to allow themselves to become sunburned. It was clearly a prank but that so many people (apparently) believed it indicates that your scheme, if you could be bothered developing one, might earn you a bit of money before you had to make yourself disappear for awhile. It could be good for a giggle.

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