Why oh why must my gray hair be reversing itself naturally.
Just the other day I plucked a grey hair from myself and noticed that at the root it had begun to grow back in full color.
What am I doing to cause such things? Am I a part of a secret government experiment where they come to my home and knock me out, to inject me with secret weapon X technology?
Perhaps I have accidentally poured some secret hair rejuvenating formula into my coffee somehow?
Why! I did not ask for this reversal of aging. Please tell me what is happening!
It wasn't too long ago that nearly my whole face was covered in grey hairs. Only about 6 or 7 years ago... now the greys are approaching near imperceptibility.
Maybe it's aliens?
Maybe the aliens are secretly transplanting hair from over-stressed, overworked, purposeless, and greedy women bankers from around the world?
That would explain why I personally am running into more bald women on a day to day basis. I mean they just don't try to hide it anymore...