I would expect nothing less from a bunch of nose humping sociopaths.
Last time I cried in front of people that I remember was when my bunny died, (I did't kill it) I think I was around 12-14.
I guess bad things have not really happened to me, I mean almost all people who are important to me are alive.
Otherwise classical music can evoke really strong feelings...
"Interesting."
Not really, I'm not the only one who responds that way, even in the sense of comparing to those I've met in person. While not the norm it's not like you couldn't find others like that.
"So as rare and subtle as they may be."
It's only subtle outwardly, as that very brief moment feels intense internally and tends to have me flash a strained expression before it's gone. It's more confusing than anything from said rarity and inconsistency. It's like an internal earthquake that's gone in less than a second.
"Would you still consider what you are feeling to be a emotion?"
...duh?
I have shed tears twice in my life, such that it wasn't related to shredding members of the genus allium.
The first time related to my unwillingness to hurt an unspecific person and the second time was related to my unwillingness to hurt a specific person.
In both cases it had to do with the singular reason for which I wanted to hurt them.
Every fool laughs at the majesty for a reason. Not every fool does it in the right way.
In either case they end up decapitated and with their heads on a stake.