I am a male, you ignorant maggot pie!
This is why I do not converse with pesky humans. Like ants, they ruin delightful days with stupidity of Neanderthal means of survival.
My name is Victor Mayfair and I'm bored.
When I get bored I tend to either a) think until I'm on the verge of tears or b) destroy whatever I can find.
I want to neither of those things tonight. So, dear sociopaths or whoever happens to be here, I shall patiently await for your arrival.