> Now, as many of you will know, my father was both a psychopath and a sociopath.
How can you be both? They're the same thing.
> If you'd like further information, please contact my biographer, Edvard.
Can I get some background on her Ed?
> Anywho, it just so happens that my mother was a Tiger Mother.
She's Chinese?
> The answer is simple. I commit crimes. I love it.
Many criminals do.
> The last time I walked into a major department store I walked out with a 20 piece Royal Albert
> dining set. I just picked it up and walked down three escalators with the box in my arms. No one
> suspects that you're doing anything wrong if you look confident enough.
Except store security.
> I went back that same day and stole a much nicer, more modern set. Were the security cameras
> not working that day? How did you know? On another occasion I walked out with $1200 worth of
> Royal Dalton crystal.
You really want to get caught, don't you?
> Some cunt is getting rich off the misery of the poor.
Apparently another cunt is getting rich of robbing the poor.
> I can walk into a doctor's office, having never been there before, and walk out with a diagnosis of
> GAD and PTSD and a prescription for Valium, Xanax and Vicodin
There's a pain clinic around where I live. They'll do an exam as a formality, you say your're in chronic debilitating pain, and they'll give a prescription for Oxycontin. You can get prescriptions for other things too. Just say you have the symptoms.
> My rap sheet should be longer than my father's. I have committed fraud, extortion,
> embezzlement, breaking and entering, aggravated assault....
So you're a versatile criminal.
> in fact, I paid for a three month world tour with dirty money. No one asked how a poor student
> could afford such a holiday.
How do you launder it?
> of either diagnosis (BTW, I am aware that psychopathy is not a diagnosis; I am using this word
> for ease of reference) there are definitely traits in my behaviour that wouldn't be considered pro
> social. I once beat the shit out of a woman because she tried to shove her way onto the train
> past me.
That's actually anti-social.
> Soon after I found out about the hit that's been placed on me I grew more ostentatious in my
> behaviour rather than more inconspicuous.
Huh? Ed?
> I got into a fight at a pedestrian crossing wearing a bright blue trench coat that would've got me
> killed by our family's matriarch itself (we're communists, remember? Or at least, they are).
She doesn't like bold fashion statements?
> Some tard had parked across the pedestrian crossing and when I told him he was a fucktard he
> started screeching, "SLUUUUUUUUUUUUT!" You know how they are - the insecure men who
> can't look themselves in the mirror and hate those who can. I tore his door open, dragged his ass
> out and kneed him in the face.
Once again, anti-social.
> Okay! So what the hell was the point of this long ass, self-indulgent, rambling story, which for
> legal purposes may or may not be completely fiction?
You got me by the balls on that.
> Regardless of whether you read my rant or not, I'd like to see some examples of "sociopathic"
> behaviour in those of you who identify as non-sociopaths. I believe, as Millon does, that the traits
> of personality disorders occur on a spectrum. So whilst I doubt that any of you are actually
>sociopaths, I would like to hear some of your personal stories.
Does this include tales of no impulse control, lack of affective empathy, shallow affect, failure at long-term planning, constant life-crushing boredom, promiscuous sexual behavior, irresponsibility, or disregard for societal norms?
> How long is your theoretical (or real - you might have had the misfortune of being convicted) rap
> sheet?
Describing crimes one has committed on an internet forum is unimaginably stupid.