OMG this is the funniest shit posted in a dog's age!
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I don't watch her porn but I stumbled upon her twitter. Funny stuff
"Ladies- whenever ur down on urself for getting drunk & letting some random creampie u, just remember I've fucked someone named VooDoo."
"I can't believe I've made it to 30 without any hellokitty tattoos or sex offender registrations"
"Watching the sun rise as dead babies drip down my leg. Happy new year!"
""Just ate a rotten banana. I should be disgusted with myself, but swallowing loads for a living really puts things into perspective.""
"Tonight, I fucked myself with a beer bottle while strangers threw money at me. Hi dad!"
"Feeling completely unfazed by the prospect of turning 30 next month. Probably cause of all the whoring."
The problem with following my dreams is that pictures like this end up on the internet
last one
"Exploring possibility all only-children r slightly sociopathic. Maybe I'm projecting. Or maybe I take cocks up my ass for money so who cares"
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