What I wouldn't give to be your tampon for a day.

Lol.

I want too much to shovel out your reproductive organs with a rusty spoon.

I saw how you were snipping for pray in chat. You think your man wants her over you. He might to. Pray isn't a man hating closet lesbian like you. You need to get off that unavailable dick and come play with me.

Play with you? Hmmmm... Nope. You want it too much, dear :3

I detect a playfulness in your manner of speaking. Please don't give me false hope.

I wasn't kidding... Creepy trumps gross any day 

No no stay as a creepy stalker not a gross one lol. The creepy one is way better

It was suggested that I be a gross stalker puppet instead of creepy. I'm pleased you approve of something for a change.