How old are you?
Where do you live?
Do you fuck yours or your neighbor's dog or wish you did?
Do you ever have homicidal thoughts?
Have you ever murdered someone? If yes, what's your kill count?
Do you speak any other languages?
Are you a sociopath or a psychopath?
What's your favorite sex position?
What would you do if you knew the world was going to end in a week's time?