Maybe if there was any sort of build up like yours, this one was too easy. Not even two weeks into me knowing her did we get into this whole ordeal.
You savor a fine cooked meal, not fast food.
"Stalkers are notoriously insecure and awkward around women."
And that's where you're wrong. Stalkers come from all walks of life and include extroverts as well as introverts. Doesn't matter about other people, why the fuck would I be shy and awkward around other women? It's not like I have any compulsive need for them, it's focused around one person. If anything it's makes you just not care about them which humorously attracts some like flies on shit. Being a stalker doesn't entail being shy and it doesn't always cover for bad social skills, a stalker also doesn't stalk multiple people genuinely. It's only towards and for one individual.
On that note, I used to be extremely awkward around her then. It's been some time but I've managed to keep it at a manageable state. I usually found myself not being able to pronunciate words and I have the deer in headlights look. Takes me a couple minutes to snap out of that fog whenever we're together. It has to be sudden though, like as if I didn't expect to see her at a given location. If it's a planned date then it was cool.
"Then how did you gain enough experience to sharpen your skills?"
That girl turned out to be a very adventurous one. She stayed after the incident and our relationship got better.
"You don't sound like much of a Don Juan to me."
You don't even know the half
O said: "Stalkers are notoriously insecure and awkward around women." ------> Lenny said: "And that's where you're wrong." I am? Why then, in your next paragraph, do you explicitly admit to being so awkward around the object of your unrequited obsession that you couldn't even pronounce words properly in her presence? ------>Lenny said: "On that note, I used to be extremely awkward around her then. It's been some time but I've managed to keep it at a manageable state. I usually found myself not being able to pronunciate words and I have the deer in headlights look." Judging by your own words, I'd say you're the one without a clue as to how to behave around women. That gif is revealing. She had better have money? I guess that means you don't have any. So you're a poor, socially awkward, sexually inept clod, who doesn't give a second thought as to how to please a woman, either in the bedroom, or within a relationship. What a catch!~