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Bad girl. I may have to spank you for that.

Oh please! Yes 

I lost my virginity at 15 or 16 or who knows. It happened in a storage facility me and a girl snuck under a fence to get to. We had run away from a juvenile homeless shelter. I was really nervous but it was still exciting. We heard cop sirens and later found out that they were indeed looking for us run-aways. x'D

I'm now about BDSM. I'm both sadistic and masochistic. Pain is the game.

but you haven't seen the size of my balls and you'd be more than impressed with the trick i can pull of hauling  them up over my head to make a hoodie and then extrude my fangs in my sexy attempt to lure you on to my wood

I met a fat pig from outer space who almost died that way.

How fortuitous. Penis is the perfect example of everything to avoid in a prospective partner. Small, half-limp, spewing jizz which attests to the poor quality of his seed. Bizarrely two-toned, mutant in appearance, with atrocious grammar, to boot. Fit only to be firmly stamped "REJECTED".

Yeah... I know. Gia's ex-wife, or girlfriend, or something- whom you hold in such contempt. Need I remind you that this is the guy who fed you roofies? Your instincts are very poor.

watch lots of porn especially the low grade home grown stuff that the morons taped of themselves and posted under amateur hour for everythiing you most likely will want to avoid. check the room for recording devices or make sure its a place that you are in control of dont want any leaked evidence without your consent appearing online. long term it would not be a good idea. better yet find a young one with little experience and explore each other , more fun that way, forget the older rejects that hit on your youthful nubile self

She was shallow, mentally deranged and quite a little chubby woman. She also did not have good self-esteem and locked her bf in their apt.

No, I wouldn't.