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Hoes On My Dick Cause I Look Like...


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Because they are not amused by your word choice of HOES so they are on it to perform vagina dentata.

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Hoes On My Dick Cause I Look Like...

Finish the sentence!

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Bitches on my dick cuz I look like Jesus Christ, on that pretty bitch, Imma fuck her all night!

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Hoes On My Dick Cause I Look Like...

...hoes on your dick cause you look like a very plausible excuse for celibacy. 

wait...  aren't you Lord Jesus?? 

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Hoes On My Dick Cause I Look Like...

I'm going to bless you with this rare, based secret.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLRuoVSzwqs

White House.

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Jesus, young Based-God comin' straight with that heater.

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Hoes on my dick cause I look like Jimmy Schmidt

Got em dancing and romancing and screaming out my name

As they fuck me for my money. These stupid bitches are all the same

Little do they know I'm gonna rape them before they leave

Then tie them in my basement and torture them as I please

These gold digging whores can't have the comfort of my bed

This dirty basement floor will be their home until they're dead

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Hoes On My Dick Cause I Look Like...

Gary Coleman

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Hoes On My Dick Cause I Look Like...

hoes on my dick cause i look like the joker.

say i got that magic tongue, carve a smile on your face, gag and choke  ya.

they can't deny my candy, to them i'm like their daddy,

got no qualms to smack a bitch if you disrespect me,

learn to respect the ground i walk on as you get on your knees,

pull out all of your teeth , just to make sure you don't try any funny business as you suck it,

blood is such great lube , how can i deny this ?

yea, i know this shit is whack, but if you dare mock this, 

you will learn the true cruelty of a god , i promise it. 

may not be a rhymer , but quite sadistic,

can't help how much i get off on watching you cry for me,

something i can't explain, something i can't control, 

do i really care to at this point ?

...nah.

 

 

 

 

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Hoes On My Dick Cause I Look Like...

... a pensioner

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