GRow longer arms :)
The best I could do would be putting kerosene on a pitch fork.
Who here would you like to have slather lotion all over your body, Maria?
I just took a bath and I have no one to put lotion on me . You know, on those hard to reach spots.
You're right. I'll just lube up a .308 and touch her with that from far off.
Is that really the "best" you can do? I think you sell yourself short...
A pitchfork is rather close. I'm not risking my safety here.
:)
Eh... Don't know exactly why, but I'd think that a step down from the pitchfork... LOL!
