Laughs and hands Smiley a tissue
"I like you immensely. You're a half decent verbal jousting partner, eddy. Not as good as The Unawanker but still ok.I'm not doubting you've broken a few bones, ed. You've mentioned this numerous times on the forum. So you obviously want people to believe you. And yeah a Muay Thai kick is a good weapon…"
LMFAO!!! After using his stream of puppets to 'like' his posts, tough guy Smiley slyly admits defeat to his stronger opponent Edvard by planting his lips gently on Ed's ass. ^^ Oh the shame. But still not ready to give up the tough guy facade he mentions he's been "glassed twice". ROFL ROFL ROFL!!! Please stahp.
Utter bullshit! Guilty as charged. slams gavel and rofl
I'm more interested to hear about the drunk, fat dude who beat your ass in a street fight.
I can see someone like this beating you down pretty easy:
By the way, I'm still waiting on that link to your Facebook profile. You know, the one where you claimed you won the fight.
by HelenaI know a guy who's vying for selection to the Australian Taekwondo team for Rio 2016. He was attacked by a fat guy in a bar; the coward hit him from behind. The arteries that feed the brain, as you'd be well aware, are very large, and the brain demands a constant source of blood, so the guy was bleeding quite heavily from the cut. He turned around, faced his opponent, and walked away. He could've killed him with one blow.
The arteries that feed the brain are inside the skull... If they break, you bleed inside the skull and have symtoms right away or soon enough. The scalp has a lot of blood vessels, so cuts there do bleed a lot, but that blood doesn't feed the brain. Sometimes it's smart to abandon the fight after someone provokes you, but it's also very hard to be that smart :D
by Helena
Personally, I have found it difficult because my opponents have always tried to get close to me. A knee or an elbow tends to work better close-range. A punch from someone with a little training is definitely enough to end a fight, but where I come from, a kick from a Martial Artist in a street fight is likely to get your ass in prison as Martial Arts are technically considered weapons. So you'd be charged with aggravated assault and/or use of a dangerous weapon, even if you were on the the defensive. It's in your better interest not to use a kick, unless you're legitimately afraid for your life (I'm talking back-alley rape situations here). My father and my first MA instructor imparted on me the Golden Rule: "One strike and it's self-defense; more than two and it's considered murder."
And this is why it's smart. In many places you get in more legal trouble for using martial arts in a fight than if you don't, because you're considered to be at an advantage. It's a bit ridiculous, but I also see the point behind it.
I have to ask, are you Selena from the old forum?
"Sometimes it's smart to abandon the fight after someone provokes you, but it's also very hard to be that smart"
I agree. This guy was only eighteen years old at the time. I was very impressed that he was able to walk away. I don't think many other people would've been able to.
"I have to ask, are you Selena from the old forum?"
I never posted on the old forum, so no, I'm not - I just observed. This place is quite interesting. As well as your usual internet trolls and idiots, there are genuinely intelligent people here. It's a rare occurrence to find a place like this on the internet. However, I'm still trying to figure out who the old players are - some of them are obvious, but others are more difficult to identify, as I never had any contact with them.
"It's a bit ridiculous, but I also see the point behind it"
I guess it depends on the situation. Mike Tyson found himself in trouble a few years back because three men and a woman attacked him as he walked out of a bar. Who the hell attacks Mike Tyson? As far as I'm concerned, they deserved what they got.
With that being said, your average bar fight doesn't contain Mike Tyson. So yeah, you are generally at an advantage if your opponent doesn't realize you've got training. In one country I lived in, our instructors advised us to warn anyone who attempted to provoke us that we had training. In Australia, however, most instructors have advised me that that'd just make the situation worse and it wouldn't protect you in the court room anyway. I think the latter point of view is correct.
You're really flailing now, Thrill. I don't think I have to tell you that; you've been kicked enough times to recognize that you're falling. Problem is, you're not observant enough to see the floor before it smashes you in the face.
Your attempts to insult anyone who challenges you here interest me, Thrill. Mostly because they're so weak. There's really only so many times that you can screech that someone's "pathetic" or "amusing" before the entire forum figures out that you're trying to hide your emotional devastation. A lot of insulting goes on here, as it does on most internet forums. But you, for some reason, are more vehement than most of the other posters here. You've got something that you desperately want to prove. You've been mistaken for a man on several occasions on this forum, and your responses to this suggest that you don't mind this error. In fact, it seems that you like to be considered manly. Why is that, Thrill? Do you feel that femininity is weak, as yours was in the face of your mother's overbearing presence? Did your mother hate you because you were a girl, Thrill? More importantly, did YOU hate you because you were a girl?
You're also desperate for us to believe that you're a sociopath (no one's going to believe you when you attempt to deny this, Thrill, so don't bother). A sociopath, however, wouldn't care whether they were mistaken for a man or a woman on the internet. They'd neither like nor dislike it. And why do you want your fellow posters to hate you so much, anyway? You've boasted that your presence here conjures hate in your fellow posters (the fact that it actually conjures amusement has been pointed out to you many times, but you've got yourself so determined to believe that people actually care enough about you to hate you that this - yet another - statement of opposition will have no effect on you). People don't necessarily hate sociopaths, TK, for the simple reason that they don't usually realize what they are until it's too late. So, why do you need us to validate you with hatred? Is hatred a measure of jealousy, of insecurity, for you, Thrill Kill? These are histrionic reactions, TK, to perceived malevolence, not sociopathic.
You haven't answered any of my questions, Thrill. That's not very polite, considering that you've told us all that you enjoy "socializing" on the internet.
Now, Thrill, you know that I'm not going to answer any of your questions until you answer mine. Did your Mummy not bother to teach you any manners at all?
You didn't kick the crap out of your boyfriend, Thrill, and I"ma tell you why.
Unless they have very specific training (Judo or Jujitsu, for example), fat people only have ten seconds to land a kill strike. This is because your ATP cycle only lasts ten seconds. Fat people, if they're fat due to sedentary lifestyles, don't have the anaerobic capacity to produce longer-lasting energy. Fat people tend to waste these ten precious seconds flailing their arms around, like the guy I fought in Italy (which is why he failed to land a single punch. If he was trying to punch me at all. I have seen fat guys attempt to slap their opponents in street fights). After that ten seconds has passed, a fat person is screwed in a fight if they're facing someone with more muscle than flab.
Now, you're not only fat, Thrill, but to be able to kick your boyfriend's ass using any of the Martial Arts training you claim to have had, you'd need to be flexible. That in itself is not impossible - it really depends on why you're fat. I've known plenty of flexible fat people. However, from what you're told me of your lifestyle, it seems unlikely that you'd be able to lift your foot above your knee. Here's why: after years of slopping around on the couch or in front of your computer screen, excess fat has born down on your joints, Thrill. The weight and your stubborn refusal to exercise has shortened your ligaments. Plus, I'll bet they're pretty calcified by now, too. You're probably unable to raise your foot above your knee without crashing to the ground. So you'd be relying on upper body strength to kick your boyfriend's ass, and Thrill, for gawd's sake, you actually have JOWLS. Jowls. I haven't seen that word since I last read Dickens.
When you began this thread, you whined that the following factors have impacted your life:
"... live a parasitic lifestyle (by defrauding the government and/or living off other people)?...
have trouble maintaining a steady job (due to irresponsibility and/or poor behavioral controls)?...
have trouble staying out of debt?...
always blame others when things go wrong?....
have relationship problems (due to an inability and lack of desire to emotionally connect with others, and other reasons that relate to sociopathy)?...
have poor behavioral controls (anger issues/highly reactive)?"
You claimed that anyone who doesn't meet all of these criteria is not a "real" sociopath. I suppose you were issuing general eviction notices. If that were the case, you should've put your name on the first one, Thrill. Because when you ran from your boyfriend (which was actually the only intelligent choice you ever seem to have made, ironically), your need for answers led you to the Internet. Tell me, Thrill, did you first diagnose HIM as a sociopath prior to deciding that it was, in fact, actually you who was the super-badass of the duo?
Thrill, let me give you some advice: you don't need to be bad to stop being the victim. You just need to stop being the victim.
You tend to regress when you're on the defensive, Thrill. Which is most of the time, despite your repeated insistences that you provoke attack here. When you're attempting to defend yourself, you toss childish insults into the air and hope like hell they land on a target.
I've yet to see you land one.
Now, you've moved into a state where you're so desperate to regain ground (you never had any, BTW: just thought you should know. I'm being good to you here. It'd be cruel to let you think you'd lost MORE, when you've lost so much in life already), that you're making groundless assumptions about my childhood and adulthood. All of which have been drastically incorrect. Your observations have been horrendously incorrect because you've made them with a complete lack of evidence, knowledge, insight, and furthermore, in haste. The haste, I suspect, was due to your own desire to "feel better," as you put it (gee, I haven't heard that expression used by a hysteric since high school); a desire to rid yourself of shame. Victim's shame.
And Thrill, it's terribly rude to demand a link to my FB page. I mean, at least work up to it: ask me for a picture first. Why don't you ask me to prove that I've an athletic frame? Lacking it, you'd have perhaps more ground for your accusations that I can't fight (which, again, is an attempt at a manly insult. You really are quite terrified of being thought of as a woman, aren't you?). Are you this direct when you're pleading guys to have sex with you? You could've played on my vanity here and established an electronic footprint to follow me. You've now lost that opportunity.
"You should strongly consider taking your own advice. You, apparently, need it a lot more than I do."
That's another baseless, incorrect assumption. If I ever am a victim - of anything - I will ensure that I do take my own advice, however, because it's solid advice. It will hopefully prevent me from becoming a fat, unemployed forty-year-old single mother running from one bad relationship to another and, destitute at last, dragging my heavy feet home to Mummy.