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Here here, cute squirrel. I just want to give you some nice yummy acorns I found today. Noms an acorn Look, they are tasty. hides net behind back evil grin

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We not varmint! Hooman iz varmint. Hooman destroyz planet! Kill hooman.

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But I am nice human meh. Look at my hair cut. I want to be just like a little squirrel. 

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is having acorns in tree

is not coming down

is appreciating offer and is thanking kindly

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That's a good little squirrel approaches tree Look at the size of these bad boys. shows size Listen, little one. Because I am a kind Exterminator cough cough and full up having eaten these awesome acorns, I am willing to trade with you, so you too can taste their awesomeness.

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is throwing acorn down for billy the exterminator to be catching

 

 

billy the exterminator can be leaving acorns for waht in hole at bottom of tree

is being very appreciative of new friendship

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Pleased to meet you waht. Should we shit talk 'forum police'? I never liked the narcissist Mike Hunt. puts acorns at bottom of tree whilst trying to establish some common ground with waht

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is agreeing

police was being attempting to kill waht for no crime

police is was ending up dead

is was very sad :(

is thinking is dangerous to be trying to kill waht

 

is happy to be being friends with billy the exterminator

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hello billy the exterminator

fine day is it not

i am a fellow human person enjoying the nature and wild life

 

would you like to be sharing my picnic lunch?

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It is a fine day, fellow not-squirrel-human-person. 

 

I would not like to share but thanks for asking. My friend Jason made me the most yummiest of eggs (without onions) a few hours ago. And I am rather full.

 

Did you see where waht squirrel has gotten to? 

 

scratches head

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