I'm addressing this to a whole group of people who know who they are. Grr. >:(
That thing with Obsidian was just a joke. It started on one of the "dress up like Demon" threads and went on for way too long. We were mocking the way Obs and Demon used to troll each other for days. I called it our homage to her. lol. I couldn't believe anybody actually took that shit seriously. Like what part of LESBIAN do you people not understand? facepalm
But now... after months... fuck... over a year of constant bullshit trolling and waking up to the fucker's dick pics all over my skype and hearing everybody go on and on about how I'd have to pay him bc he wouldn't want my nasty old thang WHEN I DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING WANT HIM!! and reading his PMs about why he left... fuck all y'all. You fuckers chased him away with your stupidity. So I've changed my mind.
YES!! YES I WOULD FUCK OBSIDIAN!!! I'D HANG HIM FROM THE FUCKING CEILING AND CLIMB HIM LIKE A CURTAIN AND SMOTHER HIM IN CHOCOLATE SAUCE AND WHIPPED CREAM AND SQUEEZE EVERY LAST DROP OF SEX JUICE OUT OF HIM!! I'D SUCK HIM TILL HE'S CROSS-EYED AND FUCK HIM TILL HE'S BLIND!! I'D HUMP HIM SO HARD HE WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT HIT HIM!!!
I'd fuck him just bc you people told me I can't. So there :P