I'm not paying you anything to do anything lol.
Go away you begging peasant!
Ew. Gross. You know better than to ask me a question like that. :P
If you pay the $600 up front and the other $500 on delivery of said hanging vid, I'll send a rubber pussy to your PO box at no extra cost. You can fuck it dry and pretend it's my ass while you watch me pretending to die.
You can each chip in donations for the COD portion of the $1100.
I figure if a good number of you donate between $50 and $100 to the cause, you'll make up the $500 difference in no time.
I promise I'll be honest and let you know when the donation plate reaches $500.
Everybody who chips in $50 or more will get a special gift in addition to watching me hang.
:)