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"Poop isn’t worth pooping, unless it is pooped for someone else" - Albert Einstein
"As long as poop is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination. When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular. - Oscar Wilde
"Do not chase people. Be you and do your own thing and poop hard. The right people who belong in your life will come to you, and stay" - Wu Tang
"Lost poop is never found again." Benjamin Franklin
"Poop is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Poop encircles the world" - Albert Einstein
"Success is pooping what you want; happiness is wanting what you poop." - Ingrid Bergman
"Without poop, life would be a mistake." - Friedrich Nietzsche
"Unpleasant, even dangerous, poops can be found in every nation and every individual" -Nietzsche
"Repooping is the purest form of pooping" - Johannes Rand
"The art galleries of Paris contain the finest collection of poops I ever saw." - Humphrey Davy
"Our own poop forces us to live mythically." -Marshall McLuhan
"If you want to make him happy, tell him about your future poops." - Woody Allen
"I can’t accept quantum mechanics because I like to think the poop is there even if I am not looking at it." - Albert Einstein
"We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our poops." - Gilbert Keith Chesterton
"I haven’t reported my missing credit card to the police because the one who stole it is pooping more than my wife." - Ilie Nastase
"I always start pooping with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind." - Patrick Dennis
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a poop." - Napoleon
"Poop is found first in anticipation, later in memory. - Gustave Flaubert
"A little poop now and then is a good thing." - Thomas Jefferson
"Extraordinary poops require extraordinary evidence." - Carl Sagan
"When it’s a question of poop, everybody is of the same religion." - Voltaire
"If I had to choose a religion, the poop as the universal giver of life would be my god." - Napoleon
"Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be pooped." - Carl Sagan
"Poop is a talent." - ​William Somerset Maugham
"Why did I startle in my dream, so that I awoke? Did not a woman come to me, carrying a poop?" - Nietzsche
"The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with poop." - Will Rogers
"If you’re going through poop, keep going. " - Winston Churchill
"One does not ask of one who poops: What is your country and what is your religion? One merely says: You poop, that is enough for me…" - Louis Pasteur
"A pessimist sees the poop in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every poop." - Winston Churchill
"The big poop giveth and the small poop taketh away." - Tom Waits
"In the beginning the Poop was created. This has made a lot of people very happy and has been widely regarded as a good move." -Douglas Adams
"If you loved me, you’d all poop yourselves today." - Spider Jerusalem
"I started to poop 36 hours before I was born, so poop was the way of life for me. "Hubert Selby Jr.
"I agree with you that there is a natural aristocracy among poops. The grounds of this are virtue and talents." -Thomas Jefferson
"All you need is Poop." - John Lennon
"And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your poop can do for you — ask what you can do for your poop." - J.F.K.
"Do not worry about your difficulties in Poop. I can assure you mine are still greater." - Albert Einstein
"It does not matter how slow you poop, so long as you do not stop" - Confucius
" A poop is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is something everybody believes, except the person who made it." - Albert Einstein
What're your favourite quotes that relate to your own lives?
Mine's:
"You are not entitled to your opinion. You're entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant." -Harlan Ellison.
Comedic ones are, of course, welcomed. Although do try to be a little more creative than 'Hakuna Matata'.
"No one wants to remember how they screwed up, just as no one wants to know how they are screwing up and no one really cares when their screw up will not affect themselves in the future. But if you're the screw, it changes everything." - A random monkey with a random typewriter.
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