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bitch who give a fuck
I get it hard, and I try to not let it take up the whole photo- gotta zoom out a bit
i do it from above so it looks smaller than it really is, and i do it nice and close so ppl see the veins
I can't speak for the dick pic but this guide has never steered me wrong when it comes to my own sexy pics. http://collegecandy.com/2013/10/21/butt-selfie-how-to/
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A good tripod is also a sound investment.
Yeah, it sure beats your lazy ass from moving a box to support your creative genius.
Dicks are way easier to photograph I bet. I feel like vaginas are a whole lotta work