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Let's start a new religion!


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What shall our beliefs and rules be?

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Isn't that identical to Satanism ?

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Prioritize survival and ourselves.

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by Silkthread

What shall our beliefs and rules be?

 mmm ok I get it.
how about this few quotes.

"swear off every kind of virtue, so that You can triumph even when You fall"

"Exercise your own energies, continualy growth, constantly change, enjoy every new experience"

"Having to talk destroys the symphony of silence. Don't do it often.
Because every one interprets everything in terms of his own experience. If you say anything which does not touch a precisely similar spot in another man's brain, he either misunderstands you, or doesn't understand you at all"

"The sin which is unpardonable is knowingly and wilfully to reject truth, to fear knowledge lest that knowledge pander not to thy prejudices."

"Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law"

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How about you worship me and my divinity.

I require complete and utter devotion and sacrifices.

I promise you nothing but me love.

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by Silkthread

What shall our beliefs and rules be?

 There are no rules.

It's a rule free religion where you can do whatever you want, whenever you want, to whoever you want.

We don't need no fucking higher power or bullshit book telling us how to live our lives. We are our own Gods. We carve out our own path in life and we destroy whatever gets in our way.

Chaos rules supreme.

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Yes, I am up for this, I think our first priority should be to establish an underground database of all abandoned churches across North America.

Members must upload photos, and provide a means of entry into the building.

All members are to sell all of their possessions and we are to pool the money towards solar panels and lead acid batteries.

We will all congregate at the best and most remote abandoned churches that are still considered clean and suitable shelter where we will place the solar panels on the roof and fill the basements with batteries.

Our Eucharist will be that of a Solar Deity whose blood is poisonous moonshine, and whose body is that of legal recreational chemicals. We will hold mass early mornings and evenings. We will spend the days wandering the local nearby towns in search of food close to expiry date and collect as much free stuff as possible, and get super fat.

There are to be no clothes worn in the churches at any time.

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I think people should just try their best to be happy and help others. Honesty, humor, courage and curiosity are key.

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Some aspects of a religion: god/no god

Restrictions of behavior? Encouraged behavior?

Scripture

Rites

Tradition

etc

 

I will talk a bit about this religion's funerals. Since no one who is dead likes flowers, skip them. We carry the dead body to a remote "burial" spot. There wildlife will eat the corpse. As we are still human and even if they dead don't care, we sometimes return to the burial spot to sacrifice meat to the animals that will one day eat us. For children, finding a human bone with no flesh is considered good luck and brought home.

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lets make one of those religions that are legally allowed to use and possess drugs

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