In honour of this special post, I propose a special sock for your newly enlarged dick.
You should dress the little guy up in his own creepystalker sock mask and post a pic for our new buddy The Friendly Creeper.
xD
Every time I try to embed it, it doesn't do anything. :(
I know where you live. I know what side of the bed you sleep on. I know the exact times you relieve yourself in the washroom. I know what makes you scared. I know that you'll love me. Love me, please love me. I worked hard to drill a little peephole, so I can watch you wash yourself. Love me forever and always.