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on 9/9/2014
Posts: 681

So I've just really noticed how we can make this into a dating site of sorts... Ofc we'll have to have E-harmonyesque commercials :). 

I mean with Silk & Lycan madly in love and Rass & Socio on the same boat they'll be our perfect examples XD 

E-Sociopath.com wouldn't you like to meet that special serial killer just waiting for you to sweep him or her off his feet! ;) XD. 

I feel like I have something here guys! Lol tell me who here we should use as mock couples on the commercials lol and give me slogans!

I chose TK & Ramirez to be mock couple #1 and Ana & TSG to be mock couple #2 (we have to be gay friendly XD). 

Now on top of telling me the mock couples and slogans I want you all to create mock proflies or some sort of advertisement putting your self out there so people know why they should date you!!!! 

on 9/9/2014
Posts: 2485
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Okay, so here is my mock profile for E-Sociopath:

 

Female Serial Killer Seeks Male Partner In Crime

I'm a sexy, cold-blooded killer from Australia seeking the company of a willing partner in crime. I'm interested in meeting a like-minded male who will join me in some hot, lustful nights of hunting humans for personal pleasure.

I've spent the last 25 years hunting alone and while I have successfully murdered numerous people by myself, even a lone wolf gets lonely at times. I'm looking for someone who will enjoy watching me play and who will participate as necessary.

My interests include:

 

  • Identity theft
  • Forgery
  • Fraud
  • Armed Robbery
  • Rape - I want to watch you rape our victim.
  • torture - cutting, whipping, burning, suffocation, strangulation, hanging, sensory deprivation, and mind fucking.
  • murder - stabbing and strangulation

 

If you're a serial killer too, let's meet up and compare our kill count. /wink

on 9/9/2014
Posts: 1351
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It's too niche...

 

You really shouldn't give away the business model keeping thousands of pay dating websites alive...

 

 

on 9/9/2014
Posts: 681
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SEEKING! Slutty Scandinavian Priest! 

Prayforoursinners' Profile:  

Ummm well you should date me because I'm cute and I have a BOOTY;) I'll twerk it for you! 

I like long walks at the beach and back rubs.  I also love fat cats and own a pet Possum ;). I'm toats open to females because I'm a fag like that just as long as she got a booty or some boobies I can grab. 

Oh did I mention I'm a fiery Latina so by default I'm a crazy bitch #bossassbitch and I'm a New Yawker so get me my cawffee and Vawdka! 

Oh I don't do anal (maybe you can sweet talk me into it) but I like to be spanked :D And I'll pray for all your sins 

hint hint Edvard claim me already whispers 

insert cheesy picture here XD 

on 9/9/2014
Posts: 1351
E-Sociopath.com

What are we doing here? Dating profiles?

I'm certifiably insane. I have the documents to prove it!!!

Let's get together for coffee... seriously... if you're fucked up... give me a call...

on 9/9/2014
Posts: 681
E-Sociopath.com

Oh hush up and do it!

on 9/9/2014
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on 9/9/2014
Posts: 1285
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I tried to come up with something and failed miserably

on 9/9/2014
Posts: 681
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XD lol interested in women not looking for a relationship XD lol 

on 9/9/2014
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Gender: Male

Personality: Calm, Reserved, Adventurous

Skills, Titles: 0311, speaks some Russian, Cartography, pole-vaulter

Hobbies: Reading history, games, nature walks, camping, fishing, hiking, winnowing 

Interested in: Women, not looking for a relationship.

Desired Traits in a woman: Independent, Intelligent, Attractive, Humble, 

Occupation & Description: Either I'm stacking bags or closing width to destroy the enemy by fire and close combat.

 

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