by ExtremityHaving sex with people in your mind does not count
Yes, well, we already know you're still a virgin...
Have you not looked in the mirror lately!
I have actually and I must say, I am rather impressed with myself.
Correct. This usually does happen once one hits the grand old age of 50.
I had no idea you were 50 years old. That makes you 9 years older than me, you old fart.
Do you use a walking stick or are there none strong enough to hold up that lump of lard you call a body?
You know, I've heard of people at your age having heart attacks. God forbid that should happen to you...