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So what services are you offering? To wash underneath saggy udders? 

HA! Bill Shatner! 

Wrong vid, Hayasa. It's more like this:

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I have a Canadian friend that frequently makes comments about bitches watching out for bears and that bears can smell menstruation. This is very enlightening. 

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