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Umm no 

XD Awww man. Can I kill someone? 

Yo Ed where you at? 

Alena? 

Too late... You are already 10 pounds heavier...

You begin to feel an unsettingly disturbance in your colon, and I refuse you let you out of your chair.

I reach into my medical kit and pull out a suture kit...

I put a new record on the turntable...

Dude. You suck.

It's me and I plan on stuffing your face with eclairs until you explode like that guy in Seven.

You.

• The moth balls are obviously something from an older generation.
• A record usually means 50's style music, something I know your fond of.
• "from a spook house" didn't you just make a thread about how much you love halloween.

aww. lol you so brave! But you end the story too quickly. Now we have to start another one.

He does 

Xena to the rescue!!

Always unwilling to open a can of whupass on a harmless weirdo, she rips the tinfoil hat off the surgeon's head, leaving him helpless to fight against the transmissions from his homeworld, OhMega.

He begins to dance...

Amidst the kerfuffle, Xena unties pray's bonds and throws her over one shoulder. She grabs a rope and swings to safety with our lovely heroine.