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Dude, Where's My Plane?

on 7/18/2014
Posts: 194

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/malaysian-airlines-boeing-777-295-passengers-aboard-crashes-ukraine-1457111

If I were a leader of a nation, I totally would have stolen that one plane and done this to set off that shiny new conflict I've been daydreaming about.

But jokes aside, I think this may be important and thought some of you may be interested to know, true or not.

on 7/18/2014
Posts: 3246
Dude, Where's My Plane?

Malaysian Airlines is going to have to start marketing toward hardcore fliers. At this rate they might as well begin selling one-way tickets to the Bermuda Triangle.

on 7/19/2014
Posts: 168
Dude, Where's My Plane?

Been shot by pro-russian militia, with one of these things:

 

(not with the blue plastic garden chair)

 

Will see how it pans out for Putin.

on 7/21/2014
Posts: 46
Dude, Where's My Plane?

Looting, destroying evidence, obstructing investigation ensues in good ol' soviet style:

http://news.yahoo.com/ukraine-rebels-agree-security-zone-around-crash-kiev-063739286.html  (etc.)

on 7/21/2014
Posts: 596
Dude, Where's My Plane?

Ukrainian military shot the plane down. Poroshenko and Yatsenyuk will pay for this.

on 7/21/2014
Posts: 658
Dude, Where's My Plane?

jk

on 7/21/2014
Posts: 46
Dude, Where's My Plane?

^ Lol, Putin's 'dacha'.

on 7/22/2014
Posts: 168
Dude, Where's My Plane?

Codswallop.  Kremlin did it, clear as sky.

on 7/22/2014
Posts: 6
Dude, Where's My Plane?

on 7/22/2014
Posts: 168
Dude, Where's My Plane?

^ That's khazar's gnarly old schlong, not a missile.

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