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no, you're definitely a male... with a small penis...

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Ah, and why is that?

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pour genetics i suppose.

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I suppose. There's not much I can do about them genes now though, so if you could give me a hint or two on how to avoid broadcasting my deficient DNA over the Internet I'd be much obliged. Because, you know, for obvious reasons, I can't really win over a fair lady's heart in offline mode now, could I?

Besides, we're friends, right? 

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no, i don't believe we are.

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Now I'm hurt, J.

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cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it.

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I'm crying, but I don't have the genes for building something this vast.

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then prostitute yourself, get money and pay someone else to build the bridge for you.

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Okay. Are you into running mascara, JHawk? I've even got a discount price for you, if you admit to being friends.

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