"If that doesn't work, you could get a really big dildo and pretend it's your dick. Unzip your pants and flash it around like Dirk Diggler."
They did the same thing in Pink Flamingos with a salami and a trench coat to strangers in the park.
Weird movie.
It seems that the psychopath has a regular need to take a "vacation into filth and degradation" the same way normal people may take a vacation to a resort where they enjoy beautiful surroundings and culture. - Some Asshole
I've noticed that when I feel most alive, when I am having fun and actually happy to be on this earth, is when I'm fucking with people. Surely not a huge revelation for most of the people on this forum. It's difficult to do in a fulfilling way though when you only have an hour or two! In the past, a friend and I would get together and play a real-time strategy game and backstab our allies or seek out weak opponents and toy with them until they left. I don't have time to get skilled at an RTS right now (it also depends on someone else being free at the same time) so this is out. But there is a large void in my life now... :(
So let's say I've gotten home and it's the last couple hours of my day, and I'd like to unwind in way that gets this part of me expressed. What can I do? What do you guys do?
Dr Hare is asking for OT suggestions? That's so sweet.
You could test the ladies' startle responses by bringing them on skype and trolling them for pics of their boobies. If that doesn't work, you could get a really big dildo and pretend it's your dick. Unzip your pants and flash it around like Dirk Diggler. Send all the ladies ginormous vids starring your ginormous dick.
Make sure you have them on cam or in voice chat so you can hear/see the startle response (or lack of.)
by James AdamsBlow something up(not a building or anything like that, just a soda can or frog, you know.)
another idea, learn a new skill/hobby. I fire twirl and bow hunt.
I currently have a surplus to do in regards learning a skill/hobby, and while I think this is normally a fantastic suggestion, I'm looking for something more ... subversive?
Blow Something Up: I live in a city and I so I can't do a lot of backyard hijinks. The bow hunting thing is cool and in general killing small animals would also be a great suggestion if I lived in a place more nature-y [and it was daytime] but not able to do it currently.
Make an electric vehicle from scrap bicycle parts, recycle some old laptop batteries, and voila.
It fucks with people.
Here's an idea... put a motor on one of those...
You can't really call it a hobby if you live in the city. You'll get to meet welders, bike co-ops and so on...
This would be a hobby, all things depending, since it's a bigger project, but maybe there are some abandoned go carts or golf carts out there that need a new life? Slapping a motor on it, or going over a few hundred pounds, will keep you from going on the bike paths legally though. I think there might be a three wheel limit in some instances.
I don't know Dr. You seem as if this might be more your style. I bet he put that together with less than a few hundred dollars.
This one is nice... I think they put the motor on the wrong wheel though.
LOL... look at this fool...
I actually saw one like that a little smaller out in the city this summer...
lets see, city hobbies that hopefully wont get you arrested...
sidewalk art(or graffiti but that might get you arrested)
magic/mentalism (good for getting little extra $ and learning how people think)
following random people to see how long it takes them to notice.
underground boxing/MMA
get a kinky girlfriend
become batman (sorry, already called it)