Yea...if I give you my paypal email can you gift me?
I iz stoopid
Good that you guys reminded me of it. If I report my bank account as having 0$ at the end of this month, I'll pay lower taxes for this month for my company, and since my paypal and account is directly related, I can give you the remaining 50$ instead of having to walk to the bank. There's nothing really interesting to buy on eBay or w.e either, so I'd rather give you faggots a chance to eat and be happy this week.
But I also want to make this fun, so whoever wants 15$ should reply with admitting that they are socially retarded idiots and I am their perfect amazing master, followed by their PayPal address. With the condition to not reveal my paypal address to anyone.
Let the games begin <3
by XenaWhat do you think would be the best way to convince people to give you their money?
Buy some cheap items from a secondhand store and peddle them on the street. Convince people they're good quality and that they're getting a bargain by buying them off me instead of from a retailer.
Either that or set up a fake charity and go door to door asking for donations with a convincing bullshit story about the charity.
Most people are easy enough to con.
Your cell phone and other gadgets... all destroyed.
thank god. last time someone i met online told me they had weed, i was driven an hour out of town to some killing field with a storage unit full of nude oil paintings and large metal scraps while they explained their shark fighting tactic was to fuck it till it died of ecstasy.
Obviously none of you have had to do this before.
You make friends with a woman. Otherwise you make a stupid sign and wait for someone with a heart. One will come along every 72 hours.
That's right... ask yourself the last time you ever saw someone between the ages of 24 and 40 begging for money who is not in a wheel chair, panhandling, who is a male. Now you know.
Remember to eat those crumbs at the bottom of your 5.00 Doritos bags, you fat fuks.
Seriously... you hit up the couples with cheap shitty roses, because mr tight wallet will want to show up his generosity in front of his one night stand. Any of you ever tried that job? It fukin sucks too...
I dare any of you to take the route of entrepreneurship... whoops, you can't because you are too fukin fat eating doritos from money forked over to you from the corporation.
Want to know how to hicthhike across the country faster than taking a greyhound bus? Take a woman along with you and hide in the fukin bushes until the car pulls over. HAHAhAhA!!!
OMG... the hours I spent in some of the busiest parts of the city panhandling, lucky if I'd make $5.00 for the WHOLE DAY! Then one night I brought along a punk rocker chick. In less than a few hours we had a bottle of wine and $20.00
Xena said, "youtube people don't count."
Bullshit they don't... the money given to women FAR exceeds that given to males providing equally as good or better content/services.
Everybody here is so fuking oblivious... this is why prositutes in ancient history were among some of the RICHEST people on the planet!!! Run along all you little ladies... dress up your dollies, and prepare for wedding bells...
I bet all of you that I have dropped more money to homeless people than all of you, collectively.
Insecure little faggot said, "At the end of the night, me and my friend made close to 400$ and we spent it on sniffing coke from strippers tits and bottles after bottles of jack daniels."
Yeah... after the first bag of coke, the stripper said fuk you and went with someone with real money...