- How old are you?
41
- Are you male or female?
Female
- Which country are you currently living in?
Australia
- Are you currently working? If yes, what type of work do you do?
No, I'm a single mom on welfare.
- If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?
I wish I could get paid for having fantasies. I want to write 50 shades of murdering prostitutes.
- Do you have any personality disorders/mental illnesses?
Yeah I have a lot of problems in fact I just sit around on the internet and talk about my problems all day every day.
- What are your main strengths and weaknesses?
My main strengths are that I'm a ruthless coldblooded gangster who can destroy anyone who fucks with me.
My main weakness is that none of that is actually true.
- What do you like and/or dislike about certain other members here and why?
I dislike people who laugh at me and point out my faults but I pretend I don't understand why they're laughing because being bullied sucks :(
- Is there anyone on this forum you would fight and/or kill in real life given the opportunity? Who are they and why?
No because I'd just get beat up and I have a moral code about not being a snitch so I wouldn't even get them arrested for it because I'm fucking stupid.
- Do you have a moral code that you live by?
Snitches get stitches and other various things I picked up from shitty movies.
- What are your future goals?
When my daughter gets welfare for herself I hope she still lives with me and pays my bills.
- If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be and what would your accommodation be like?
I want to live in a nice apartment in a real city so I could feed my constant need for excitement and thrills but I'm just a lazy slob so I'll stay in my cheap shithole in the Australian outback.
- If you ruled the world, what kind of leader would you be?
The kind who gets laughed at for trying to lead a fringe cult movement.
- If you were given the job of reducing the world's population (with full immunity from the law), how would you go about it?
I'd sterilize myself so I didn't have any more behavioral disorder kids who will end up being just as much of a waste as I am and then I'd blog about how I wish I could stab prostitutes.
- If you had to choose between who lives and who dies, how would you make that distinction?
The only time I had to make that choice was when I ended up pregnant and I let them live because I'd get more welfare.
- If you could magically be anyone in any movie or tv show for one week, who would it be?
Whatever is currently fueling my fantasies of being a badass.
- if there was a legitimate meet up in real life for all members of this forum (a masquerade ball for example) and you could attend it, would you?
No. I don't want the people on this forum to see me as a middle aged loser in cheap Walmart welfare clothes but I know that nobody would actually want to meet so I'll say yes so I can imagine what it would be like to have a decadent sociopathic party that isn't just me saving my food stamps to buy cocktail weenies and cheap gin.
- What would your costume look like?
It would be a sexy tight leather outfit that looks really good in my mind but in reality shows my pasty post pregnancy body. Wanna play, darlin'? /wink