I have the first 37 or so Deadpool books in pristine condition. He has a healing factor, can smack around wolverine while cracking jokes, has a device that let's him teleport anywhere on the globe, can bench up to 6 tons. He'd whoop anyone in that list and not because he doesn't die. My personal favorite thing about this character, is that he for no reason whatsoever is aware he is in a comic book.