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Thill Kill's Obituary


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Thrill Kill, 41, passed away on....... well we're not sure she's dead, but seeing has she hasn't left a comment on SW in a number of hours it can be safely assumed. She was born somewhere in Austrialia, to a mother who never wanted her, and a father who quickly realised what a terrible mistake he had made by bringing her into the world and topped himself as a result. She accomplished nothing during her lifetime, never married, and was almost entirely unknown by the local community as she rarely ventured outside the house. Those who did know her considered her strange. She is survived by one daughter. No funeral will be held, as the cardboard box the Austrialian government provided isn't large enough to accommodate her considerable body mass. Plus her mother couldn't be bothered to come and she screwed up her daughter so bad that she's completely agoraphobic. Instead she will be processed into dog food.

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R.I.P.

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I would like it put on record that I resent the fact that some of the taxes that I should've paid would have been used to provide said cardboard box if one had been sourced.

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Too funny! XD

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I miss Thrill Kill :(

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Her disappearance is a ploy. She still logs in sometimes to lurk the chat.

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Haha! I guess we'll never see her again. There goes another one  threatened by me, running away with their tail between their legs. The best part is that I haven't even said a word to this individual.

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by FnordFnord

Her disappearance is a ploy. She still logs in sometimes to lurk the chat.

 

Probably. This is a manipulative technique used by borderlines, not by sociopaths, and TK probably doesn't realize how severely it's going to damage her reputation.

...She'll be back in half an hour.

I know we're all desperate to see her again, so you're welcome.

 

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This is just to make us think her cancer is real, right?

 

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