This is almost one of my daily routines. Does anyone do anything similar? Oh and excuse me for making it so long i had a lot to say. Feel free not to read all of it.
I woke up this morning to screaming children and that pissed me off as usual. I get so frustrated I could kill them all but instead I just go to my back yard and look for stuff to break. I was really bored when I noticed an abundance of lizards and birds in my back yard so I went and got the weakest bb gun i have for the lizards and my strongest pellet gun for the birds. I took down about a dozen lizards with my weak bb gun so that they would be unconscious instead of just dead, and I put them all in a pile. I then started to cut off their limbs until they all looked like little snakes. The ones that were still moving tried to move their cut off limbs and squirmed away by slithering through the ground it was really silly-like and they looked goofy, it made me laugh. This satisfied me and made me feel calm. I was not bored at this point but I kept going because there was nothing else to do. After turning them into tiny little snakes I started to cut them into up into sections. I separated the pile of dozen into four sections because four is my favorite number. The four sections consisted of 1. limbs 2. heads 3. tails 4. body. After my work was complete it gave me a sense of accomplishment that made me smile and I felt really calm and mostly happy. I then noticed that one of my lawn chairs had bird poop all over it and that bothered me a bit. I did not want to ruin the mood so I shot one of the birds down. It was still squirming so I put the barrel to its head and shot its skull almost right off. I really enjoy the vibrations from the impact of the pellet it is always cool to feel. I kept the portion of the skull after cleaning it and cleaned off the tiny spots of blood from my shoes. That is how most of my days go.