Hey sexies ;)
Here's a top ten of my favorite pick-up lines I use on ladies to make their panties drop and give me a premature ejaculation in my spongebob undies.
Alright, here I go:
"Hey babe, do you want to lift the fedora off my head? I'm talking about my other head ;)"
"They call me the assburgler, since I steal girl anal virginities ;)"
I will continue later because I have to change my diapers and jack off to my little pony fanfiction now.
Later ;)
"I made up a game today where you take your birth date and make a sentence with the same rhythm. For example, if you were born on November 5, 1980, you could say the phrase, "A little girl's constant crying." Okay, that's not a sentence. But what if the date were May 28, 2000? The sentence could be "Sweet little girl, I love you." Get the idea? Now I will tell you that a potential sentence for my birthdate is "Stupid little girl, stop your constant crap." What are sentences/phrases for your dates of birth?"