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Tabula Smaragdina

 

Oh LORD, why is it I have to google all the time? READ so much STUFF and mess with my head? The thoughts of Humans are so wiggly and goofy and the Bible? What a mess! Did you write that lame ass book? Cuz if you did , you're an IDIOT. I read a few chapters, what an urgh...just headache. 

 

He so sayeth unto whozit that in such matter blast thee for the whatzit and level the cities of yur blah blah....meh.

They're all dead and who cares now? I don't. 

 

MMP:

Feel? this moment? Like a butterfly drifting in the gentle silken winds of life. That is my role as Seraph, when God pulls his head out of his ass on the rare occasion. 

 "Wicked are the branches on the tree of mankind"

Can make a nice fire with those, but then we have to decide which ones are wicked, and I like to decide that, as Seraph and God is a lazy mofo at the best of times and worst? He is not better than the devil himself. 

 

But if you ask me, and you are a boar, roasted boar....I think that will be a hit with the natives. 

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by AlmightyKingJim

Now do you feel proud of yourself? You came to suck up to me, you were slapped away, tried to go against me, got made fun of, and ragequit. You need to rethink your life and get your shit together dude.

 Due to my boredom and your desire to babble endlessly in your dreadful stuttering of attempts to prove your I don't know what to me, I shall be gracious and grant your banal utterance a response now:

Nope on the ragequit.

And your sensitivty with respect to rethinking life, is well , if you see above, obvious to anyone with  a neuron why it is inapplicable to one such as wonderous as myself. Quite silly of you.

 

Off with you now and don't littler my thread with anymore of your puerile utterances. Unless of course you are the owner of the GOD sock, then babbly at will.

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by Seraph

 

Can make a nice fire with those, but then we have to decide which ones are wicked

 But of course - those with the most gold teeth.

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Uh oh...no religious based wars !!! Gets messy, everyone pissed off at everyone for eons and nothing gets accomplished worth while, the arts suffer, music turns to shit and....have to start all over. Massive waste of time and energy.

But that there is a lotta gold....Make a run for it , before GOD sees it. He says he sees all,. but he don't see shit. Too busy with his IPod.

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Nah.

I don't pray to the shadows of the puppets of the inventions of a bunch of misogynistic control freaks with womb envy. I have no idea why any woman would.

 

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The battle of the sexes and the war rages on in the minds of the weak. GOD is ALL, Fe/Male. There is nothing to fight against but the fears in your head.

 

 

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Nah. Angels are a Xtian invention. Subscribe to one delusion, then the whole ball of wax has to follow. Bizarre sex and food taboos, misogyny, rituals, kissing the ring of some guy in an obnoxiously overdone dress...

Who needs all that dogma? Not me.

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Dogma Smogma, much like smagma, an invention of humans and not of the Lord GOD, not that either exist without proof of doubt of your own existence and mine which most certainly is and therefore no Seraph and neither Nephilim.

 

We are screwed at that point. So, it[s apparently the wrong question.

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by Xena

Angels are a Xtian invention. 

 ROFL.  Ever heard of Judaism, dumbo?

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As whenever someone mentions God, ignorance abounds. 

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