Tabula Smaragdina
Oh LORD, why is it I have to google all the time? READ so much STUFF and mess with my head? The thoughts of Humans are so wiggly and goofy and the Bible? What a mess! Did you write that lame ass book? Cuz if you did , you're an IDIOT. I read a few chapters, what an urgh...just headache.
He so sayeth unto whozit that in such matter blast thee for the whatzit and level the cities of yur blah blah....meh.
They're all dead and who cares now? I don't.
MMP:
Feel? this moment? Like a butterfly drifting in the gentle silken winds of life. That is my role as Seraph, when God pulls his head out of his ass on the rare occasion.
"Wicked are the branches on the tree of mankind"
Can make a nice fire with those, but then we have to decide which ones are wicked, and I like to decide that, as Seraph and God is a lazy mofo at the best of times and worst? He is not better than the devil himself.
But if you ask me, and you are a boar, roasted boar....I think that will be a hit with the natives.