Obviously, I am deserving of a proper introduction. First of all, my name is a joke mocking the fact that there are few stupid, jealous twats that actually believe me to be narcissistic. However, I am high-functioning, highly intelligent sociopath.
Ever since infancy, my parents noticed that I was years ahead of my peers in intellect. My natural talents and abilities combined with the ruthlessness associated with this "disorder" allow me to get all the things I deserve from sheeple.
I'll add more details about myself later.