or primate.
Ever since whoameye put pics of sexy midgets up, I've kinda wanted to screw one.
Apart from that, I'm game for anything. A fantasy I've been running around in my head lately involves a buxom chick, a lot of weed and a paddling pool full of lube. :)
I've also wanted a dead body since I was about four.
Yeah, I had my hey day... not too adventurous these days...
Only a few things in the back of my mind I regret, and that is mostly turning down invites for cocaine fueled orgies, romps in the alley way, and so on...
Not too much gets me excited these days... I don't care about pain, and I will never enjoy pain...
I've probably turned down as many sexual advances as I've followed up on. The one that still cracks me up is this really sketchy guy at the lineup exiting a party, who tried to get me to go into the bathrooms. If it smells bad, and seems sketchy, stay away.
In all honesty there is only one girl who was anywhere near exciting, and she was a stripper from club that came to live with me for a while. God she was awesome.
Lived with prostitutes and really had no interest in that, done the bar scene, and done the bath house circuit and that's okay, and done the spontaneous party sex, and the 3 second meet and greet let's go have sex thing, and a few other things, none of it was really my thing...
Okay I lie, 3 second meet and greets are pretty awesome...