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The cooler Dream


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So on my way back from Austria where I was swimming with the dolphins, I was sleeping on the plane in first class of course, when I had a dream where I was living like a the lesser man. No phone no yacht no no car. I was a regular 12 year old for once, it was weird to see the world in such an ungrateful manner where I couldn't even have voss water. I then saw a man across the way with what seem to be my Bentley but it wasn't chrome. I approach what turned out to be a white Barack Obama. This seemed to be a recall to back in 2011 when I had met Barack Obama in the White House helping him with the campaign proving where the yuerea of my brain (between the frontal lobes) making the connection. I than notice my autographed by IP MAN katana and began to hack at the president slicing certain portions of the body to help elude the police and get away with another murder as I have seven times before making this a regular day essentially. I than drove my Ferrari off into the sun set waking up back on my way to California. Although never had such a vivid and true to my life and self dream.

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The cooler Dream

nice. me likes :)

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The cooler Dream

lol go away fan troll

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The cooler Dream

i don't think he's a troll lol

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The cooler Dream

Can you try posting that again without being so convoluted and self absorbed?

It sounds okay, but it makes no sense...

 

The trick is, everytime you write a paragraph, go back and delete all the references to "I".

 

That is all your paragraph is... I I I I I I I I I 

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The cooler Dream

lol he made this account and everything in it to piss me off and be annoying

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The cooler Dream

Mr Omega is sounding like the lesser man.

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