So my friends from here, Istanbul, decided to join the Islamist forces in Iraq and because they are like my blood brothers, it's my duty to join them in the Holy War. I'll be getting on the bus on 30 towards the Hakkari Province where I'll cross to Northern Iraq and then join the 23rd Intifada Army where I'll be getting a month of brief training and prepared for the occupation of Baghdad.
It's been a nice 7 months with you faggots, and hope you'll all be well. Goodbye!
- AlmightyJim