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Xena Vs. wooster: Round 1

@ wooster sock #3:

 

The only thread I started about another person was the one I started about you. After you stalked me for like...a month at least. How many threads were up about me at that time? 3 or 4?

And yeah, it's a game, wooster. My persona is hilarious. Keep stalking those 6000+ posts of mine and you might even see that it grew as a response to all the weirdos who kept badgering me to talk about sex when I didn't want to.

You're right about one thing: I do love hyperbole ;)

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Wooster said "The only stalker in the room is Xena"

That's a fucking lie. Wooster, you're a tiresome, obsessive, thoroughly unlikeable cunt. You're an adult, but your personality bears all the hallmarks of a bratty and vindictive little teenager whose daddy touched her in her special area, and now because virtually no-one can tolerate you in real life you're reduced to spewing your wearisome drivel all over the internet like the failure you are.

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by Petrosilius
Wooster said "The only stalker in the room is Xena" That's a fucking lie. Wooster, you're a tiresome, obsessive, thoroughly unlikeable cunt. You're an adult, but your personality bears all the hallmarks of a bratty and vindictive little teenager whose daddy touched her in her special area, and now because virtually no-one can tolerate you in real life you're reduced to spewing your wearisome drivel all over the internet like the failure you are.

 Is this in a manuscript somewhere for, 'The best we can come up with for internet insults'? or something close to that? Something many have read I suspect. Not that it's no good; but I swear I've heard this script repeated numerous times over the years- with the wording arranged differently at times- at times, almost identical. 

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This is useless without a cash prize, a plastic swimming pool, and oil...

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Don't forget the video camera!

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What self righteousness. I said it's fine if someone here feels like kicking someone else around. But if they do, they should expect their ways to be criticized and dissected in turn. I chose to do that to you because you really suck at it. 

 

by Mike Hunt

Cool parable with the nose, bro. Mind you, you left out the moral: which is, that if you go about butting your big nose into others' business and blowing your effluvium into people's faces, chances are you'll end up with a bloody nose.

 This is the only interesting thing you said. We're getting at the root of your REAL problem with xena. You see, I don't believe for one second that you've been foaming at the mouth, hissing and spitting for months at some random person thousands of miles away that you'll never meet, because it's fun. Hell, unless you're an autistic retard laughing at your own fingers, even if you've been missing out on life entirely and what fun actually means, you couldn't possibly find this rocking back and forth exciting enough to justify the massive energy you've poured into it. The "moral" of your "parabole" reveals that what really drives your obsessive hatred for xena is justice, payback. You think she deserves punishment for outing that random porn actress, and then you talk to me about self righteousness. I still can't imagine why the hell would YOU care this much about someone else's business. I don't see Macaria here doing the crazy foaming at the mouth, I see you. Unless, of course, you are Macaria. Wouldn't be surprised at all if you were, you surely are British and mentally unstable enough.

 

by Mike Hunt
Yep, disgust/repulsion is an emotion indeed, in that way you might be correct about 'emotional content'. I do find her persona disgusting, on many levels.  Hilariously disgusting, to be precise.  That's an opinion
(shared by many) formed by her 2-years / 6000+ posting history on PF, also on here (complete with chat-logs etc.) Lest you haven't noticed, it's all rubbing her nose into her own shit. 

 Yeah I've noticed you're very well aquainted with her shit. All her 46521451362875 posts and chat logs of shit. So Xena ends up with some of her own shit on her nose, while you've basically skinny dipped extensively in someone else's... While claiming to be disgusted by it at the same time. Sorry, but the natural reaction to disgust is getting away from the source, not stalking it obsessively.

 

by Mike Hunt I HATE THE QUOTES LUNA DO SOMTHING ABOUT IT ALREADY PLEASE
I'm sorry for you feeling bothered and stupid, Edward.

Not what I said. I said: "But what really bothers me is the shitty justifications you give for yourself, and I honestly feel stupid myself if I let you get away with them. " You lack reading comprehension skills, and your second to last post addressed to me was some ignorant fact about the spelling of Marleen. Just some friendly advice: don't take the "dumb jock" route with me, it's not a smart thing to do. A few others have tried it, and ended up looking very stupid themselves.

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parabole

Report back to me when you learnt the distinction between 'parable' and 'parabole', dunce.

The rest is not comment-worthy, sorry 'bout that.

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OK, I have the time to bite.

 

1. What you see as "tremendous effort" on my side is for me just a flick of a finger. I usually have 8-10 tabs open, 6-7 of which is business related (I work in odd time-zones), the rest are fora (like this one & others), to fill out the gaps with small-talk relief. (That's when I'm stuck inside due to bad weather.)  You haven't seen me 'trolling'. (In fact the only time i ever trolled was a big corporation's "support site".)  I can understand how it may come across to you as "care", likely the same amount of words would take you a tremendous effort to cobble together - but we're all different, y'see.  Unfortunately i need to converse with various people on the internet, so typing in the odd forum post is not much a big deal.  

 

2. I'm very well acquainted with everybody's shit on PF, indiscriminately. I'm cursed (or blessed - matter of perspective) with this near-photographic textual memory. I could reel off all the distinct mannerisms  associated with each regular member there. (You may want to ask MrO about that, LOL.  At least he has the innate intelligence to learn that I mean no harm. It's the internet, & i'm not gonna buttrape your credit card.) 

 

3.  Everybody on PF knows too well that I don't do Private Messages.  I PM with only a very small number of select people, usually about non-forum stuff, and even that is seldom.  It's mostly because i can't be arsed with private convos, when i type stuff i want max. exposure for the least fingerwork.

Xena has a serious PM / private chat habit, as it's well documented by herself on 3 fora by now. 

Now, when some of her PMs with lies about me are forwarded to me, that's where I draw the line. And that goes without even wondering what sort of lies and fabrications she's spreading about other people ( = those people who were actually in contact with her via private chat, unlike me), behind the scenes.

I gather you're not familiar with PF, but there has been a lockdown and many regulars got banned without explanation. All those were in some way discoursing with X via private chat, and i know from a legit source she was seeking those bans via PMs to the mods/admins.  Yes indeed, I'm not ok with that either. 

 

And while we're at it:

You lack reading comprehension skills, and your second to last post addressed to me was some ignorant fact about the spelling of Marleen.

1. How can a fact about the correct spelling of a name be ignorant?

Unless we sail off to the quagmire of emotional reasoning, that is.

 

2. That post was addressed to the OP of said thread and to those not familiar with said name. In that, it was an acknowledgement of you being familiar with it, which you apparently missed. Whose comprehension skills suck, exactly? 

 

Anything else bothering you? I'm here to help, at times. It's a free communal service y'see, as it provides me some down-time from work.  Ima altruist like that.

 

 

Just some friendly advice: don't take the "dumb jock" route with me, it's not a smart thing to do. A few others have tried it, and ended up looking very stupid themselves.

Ya dont say!!! 

 

 

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facepalm

 

Report back when you've learned how close the "o" and "l" keys are on the "qwerty" keyboard.

And when you've learned to correct your own grammatical errors :P

 

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