it was 4 p.m. i had just finished eating shrooms and smoking a blunt with my friend daderpaderp, he left, and i tripped, my mind closed its self to reality, and i enter the space realm of the planet zorgan, the ancient wise space giants were amused at my puny size, but luckily i had the club of bad assness on my side, no one could stop me, the giants closed in from all sides and i swung my enormous club in a circle, knocking them all into the empty space, one hit an invisible wall and i was confused, so i stripped myself naked, releasing the restraints of my infernal clothing, naked i ran out of the forcefeilds door, and into a bright shining abyss of stars, i kept running and running, when i noticed my club was missing, i ran back to the force field, and went back in, to find the giants laying still where i had slain them just moments before, i decided, the battle was over, and sat on one of the giants bodys, to relax and have a cup of his blood, i then fell asleep on top of the giant beast, my work was done, when i woke up in the morning, i was in a haze, and came to find a cat body dangling from my flat screen, another cat, hanging from the ceiling fan, and my third and last, stuffed in the microwave, and a cup full of what i determined to be sammys blood, and my metal louisville slugger laying in front of an open front door, all of my clothes were stripped from me. the battle was over
