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Xena's clit pump


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One of my internet researchers came upon an actual picture of Xena's clit pump. It looks a little underpowered for her needs though. Maybe someone could suggest one more fitting to her clit pumping goals, i.e. growing a penis.

 

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Xena's clit pump

 

by wahoo

 

by jp277

 Does that have it's own power source? I think she needs something with it's own power source.

 No, but it comes with an optional generator.

 

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Xena's clit pump

 

by wahoo

 Maybe someone could suggest one more fitting to her clit pumping goals, i.e. growing a penis.

 

 Hmmm...  the Baggerführer perhaps? Aka the Krupp 288, nifty little multifunctional tool:

It got glowing reviews on various feminist forums.  German engineering at its best.

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Xena's clit pump

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Xena's clit pump

 

by jp277

 Does that have it's own power source? I think she needs something with it's own power source.

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Xena's clit pump

 

by Trixie

 

by wahoo

 Maybe someone could suggest one more fitting to her clit pumping goals, i.e. growing a penis.

 

 Hmmm...  the Baggerführer perhaps? Aka the Krupp 288, nifty little multifunctional tool:

It got glowing reviews on various feminist forums.  German engineering at its best.

 That is quite an impressive piece of machinery.

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Xena's clit pump

 

by Trixie

 

by wahoo

 Maybe someone could suggest one more fitting to her clit pumping goals, i.e. growing a penis.

 

 Hmmm...  the Baggerführer perhaps? Aka the Krupp 288, nifty little multifunctional tool:

It got glowing reviews on various feminist forums.  German engineering at its best.

 That's like a swiss army clit pump...

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Xena's clit pump

Absolutely. It even comes with its own little fold-out penis sharpener.  Beats a Swiss army knife any day if you ask me.

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Xena's clit pump

...how big is that circular saw?

Edit: Looked at the wikipedia entry, and now it's that much more obvious how much it's not a saw.

Damn. So much hypothetical carnage possibility with a giant circular saw.

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Xena's clit pump

Hah, timing. I edited my post from already checking it.

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