Underage drinking - 9 or 10
Shoplifting - age 11
Drug possession - numerous times
Drug trafficking - on occassion
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Was having a relaxing stroll last week when I spotted a young sexy professional looking woman leaving a bank with a weighty envelope she hastily shoved in the bottom of her Louis V handbag. I casually followed her until we both reached a nice secluded area. Ran at her, she locked her handbag around her elbow which was duly released when I kicked her to the floor and slapped her in the face. All the while screaming "halllppp" like the helpless infant she really is.
The look she gave me throughout the ordeal was eerily similar to one of excitement/lust, which I found interesting.
I dunno... probably more than I am aware of...
My first problem with the law was a cruiser that was responding to a break and enter somewhere in the early morning hours before dawn, and they stopped me and emptied my pockets. I had a utility knife that was legal but I had been crawling around abandoned buildings.
They asked me what it was for and I said something to the effect of protection. That declaration made my legal knife an illegal weapon. I was probably 14 or 15 at the time. If I had said it was for utility only it would have stayed legal, so my lack of knowledge with the law and the line of the questioning from the officer, was entrapment if you ask me.
Which it was, because I had indeed brought it for utility, I don't believe in ghosts, and only said it was for protection because I didn't want to sound as if I was being a nerd with a utility knife in front of my friends. That's the way things go when you are young and stupid.
I don't have any adult charges as in my area there is youth protection laws. However seeing as the way facebook marketed criminal pardon services at me 24/7 I decided that my youth records were well known. Could be paranoid. The ads on that platform are incredibly offensive and accurate, if you ask me.
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