I haven't even bothered to catch up on this thread yet. Guess now is as good a time as any...
Where to start?
"Hmmmm, no, I think I'll be right thanks". He stared at her blankly before wandering back towards the cellar.
Fuck, fuck , fuck..goddam mini fuckin mini midget fuckin car!! ..
his mind was racing as he tried to think of an alternate plan to sort his 'problem'.
WAIT A GODDAM MINUTE .....
He walked back into the room, and stood looking at her suspiciously.
"Why is the porsche being cleaned?, It was only done three days ago." , he lit a smoke and stood watching her.