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 A forest is better than a soundproofed room....

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 A spine tingling scream rings out from Lycans toilet, followed by a string of the most vile epithets one could imagine .

He laughs, and walks out of his toilet. 

That was a GREAT investment. 

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 There are woods out back. 

Half an hours easy walk brings you to an abandoned cabin. 

I store "other stuff" there .

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by anastacia

 You know what I like

 

Pink is the new black.

 

by Alterego

Arrgh! My eyes!

You're a cruel bastard for posting these... ;)

 

I win once I burn pink into your monitor.

 

by Damaged

 Is this Hell's guest house?

 

It's HELLo's. ;) 

 

by Lycan

 My...how ....unique. 

Im thinking you dont have a place to do ...um..."stuff" ...so you may use my spare 3 car shed if you wish for a moderate fee of course ;-)

I have to charge , sugar has expensive tastes.

 

I'll do free computer repair and a live feed of whatever goes on in there.

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 If you happen to be creating odds and ends out of human flesh, I would like to request a mousepad, a new back scratcher and my human face mask is getting a little stretched out as well.

 

I will pay top dollar.

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Do tell. :)

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 I'll do free computer repair and a live feed of whatever goes on in there.

 

Free hardware upgrades  for my systems plus the live feed and you have a deal.

I'll have the help tidy it out this very afternoon. 

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 Oh I cant just yet sweet alter.

Im still sorting it all out after moving.

I'll give you a detailed list when things are all "unpacked" ;-)

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 Hmmmm, I have a parisian hua breast-skin mousepad, the mummified arm of an ethiopian pygmy (backscratcher) , but I have no face masks left ( theyre very popular).

I will let you know when the next ones come in, and put aside a nice one.

 

We shall negotiate the price on arrival.

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Just poke some holes in any spare ass cheeks you have lying around. He'll never know the difference.

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