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Eddy

tsk tsk thrill kill

where is ur sense of empathy where is the golden rule ?

 

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Eddy

Oh gosh, you're right. Where on earth did my empathy go... That little bugger is always hiding on me.

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Eddy

I was afraid to click on this thread XD

TK, so all that happens while I have both my hands and legs untied? Hahahaha! You're so screwed if you ever plan to go criminal in real life...

Hyper, my place. With those beautiful eyes of yours, I'd feel like I should make it up for you for saving me :D

And thanks Rass, I appreciate it.

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Eddy

Alright you pigshithead, after those random jabs at me I'll start paying more attention to you from now on. It won't be easy since I'll have to read your retard speech, but I can't disappoint someone wanting me to kick him around so badly on this site.

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Eddy

... is tied up and at your mercy.

- where and how is he tied up?

He was in a car accident and now his seatbelt is stuck. His car is half way in the cold water.

- is he conscious, semiconscious or unconscious?

He is unconscious.

- is he already naked, or clothed and you undress him yourself? Details!

He is dressed. However, after he came to and doesn't show signs of spinal injury I take off his heavy wet jacket and help him remove his pants and help him wrap up in a dry blanket.

- what do you do to (with) him? Details!!

Before that, I cut the seatbelt, drag him out of the car and water and place him on dry land. I realize I need to move him before trying to get help or he might drown despite that I might further possible injuries.

- is he enjoying it or not?

He has no clue, he didn't wake up before he was out of the water.

- what do you do after you're done?

I ask if he remembers what happened. He only concludes he has been in a car crash. So I try to plant the idea in his head he came skidding towards my car, which is totally possible since the road is slippery. I do not mention that I actually for some reason was on his side of the road and he just tried to get away. I'm not that good of a driver. He seems somewhat thankful of having been saved so I hope he doesn't regain full memory, that might make him pissed off.

Another car finally arrives, stops, driver calls emergency and Edvard is put in hospital for a checkup but he goes home the next day. His car is total junk though.

-The end-

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Eddy

Meh seez accident. Meh is witness. Might extort Senseless soul... Evil squirrel laugh

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Eddy

Thank God Sweden has so many lakes and I landed in one instead of on hard land :D

If a woman could swim with my unconscious body to drag it out of a lake I'd certainly ask for her number.

If this ever happened to me and the driver of the other car was a woman, I'd think twice before believing that it was my fault :D

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Eddy

 

by Edvard

I was afraid to click on this thread XD

TK, so all that happens while I have both my hands and legs untied? Hahahaha! You're so screwed if you ever plan to go criminal in real life...

It's just a story...  Don't assume that fantasy would be exactly like reality because, believe me, you wouldn't like what I do to you if I were to kidnap you for real.

Fortunately for you, you're only useful to me in stories.

Posts: 207
Eddy

I find it quite amusing that most people these days are still so stupid that they allow themselves to be trolled like this.

He/she wanted a reaction and they have just got it. Congrats faggots.

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Eddy

Yes, but it was fun to give it...

I enjoyed writing my story anyway.

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