Where do you plan to depart to?
You bizarre person. I can't even begin to understand you and how you can turn against your own gender like this. Women are inferior. This is a proven fact. Anyone who says otherwise is either an illuminati shill or lacking common sense.
As for your traitorous behavior to the male race, Rainbow Dash has agreed to haunt you in your dreams.
Some of the things you say are so vague, confusing, and mystical. How did you learn to do that?
As for me being a middle-aged bitter mysogynist Men's Right's Activist brony having a manic episode and living in his mother's basement with an army of pony tulpas at his disposal, I can say with all honesty, some people need to learn to not take life so seriously.
If you want to know the truth, I'm actually just regurgitating what used to offend me, but taking it to absurd extremes.
As per your first question:
I taught myself how to appreciate the tiniest and the most grandiose bullshit in life.
As per your following exploration:
People will always take themselves too seriously. Spite them thus and don't take them, or yourself seriously. Always laugh at humanity and appreciate it in turn.
And don't worry about absurdity.
It is one of the most amusing and creative forces in what otherwise is the most chaotically stern pile of bullshit you'll ever have to go through.