by MacariaSome people, actually have fun with people besides themselves.
Yes, I'm fully aware of that.
Now, I'm going to go make a nice, hot drink and sip it peacefully while I read the rest of the forum. And who knows, maybe I'll have some fun doing that.
Don't mind me. You carry on this thread if you want.
Ooh, quotes? I love this game:
First Example:
by Turncoat"Might be the low testasterone but I'm not sure. Also, I was basically trying everything, sex just isn't ever as pleasurable for me as masturbation. I wanted it but it never was as good as I had imaged it'd be. I had unrealistic expectations."
Could have some paraphilia(s) you're unaware of. Sex for me was pretty "eh" until I found out about mine.
What qualifies as "trying everything" for you?
by prometheusbound
Everything that seemed like it could work.I don't want to change it though. I don't mind not having sex, masturbation does the trick.
by Turncoat
Purposely vague... must have not been too experimental.
by prometheusbound
I'm trying not to talk too much about myself at once, because some of you find it annoying. My way of being polite and practicing better social skills. Especially so that I can get along better also practicing it irl.I tried alot of things, some things I don't want to bother trying. Want me to go through that whole list? Telling you every last detail of my sex life?
by Turncoat"I tried alot of things, some things I don't want to bother trying. Want me to go through that whole list? Telling you every last detail of my sex life?"
Sure.
by prometheusbound
I really don't need your help in my sex life. I'm pretty sure I have it covered.
by TurncoatI'm not offering help beyond the link above. You asked me if I wanted you to go through the whole list. I figure "why not".
Afraid people here might judge you harshly if you spill the beans?
Following this you stopped talking to me, save for a comment about supposedly making things up.
Second Example:
by prometheusbound
Is that why the average dick size is 5 inches? And the clitoris so close to the front of the vagina? It needs only to be able to stimilate the clit, anything longer is redundant.
by Turncoat
...only the clit? Do you know nothing of the G-Spot? Or vaginal intercourse?
You also went silent after this one.
Your "Lol I made it up" post only came after "Badboy" brought the topic back to the top. Sure you could claim you logged off, but searching your alias shows you responded in the topics "Forum Raids" and "Yes, Size Does Make A Difference.", the second one 40 minutes later. This leads me to believe you were avoiding the topic, hoping it would become buried and not need to be answered.
Of course I could be off base, maybe you wanted to look sexually inept in a place where people judge you constantly. If that was your game, good job you Machiavellian Mastermind you.
"I am trying to reduce the amount of partners I have and try to slow down and wiork on finding someone to have kids with." doesn't explain why you wouldn't want to disclose your sexual past, especially after you offered, more than likely expecting me to not want to know~ 
Why not tell us your stories of sex now then? We won't mind. Anyone who doesn't want to read your past sexual exploits can save the time and scroll past it.
by TurncoatI'm sure you love the attention~
Still ought to talk of your sexual exploits sometime soon. I bet they'd be interesting. I can reciprocate if that would help you ease your way into Story Time. No need to be modest here.
I've got no interest in your sex life.
As far as my "sexual exploits" are concerned, that's still none of your business. If that makes you think I'm a virgin, cool for you. Why do you bother?
You act as if talking about sex is something major. It's just sex. Why offer to talk about it and then not deliver, other than cowardice?
I'm figuring your past sexual encounters could make for interesting reading, considering the views you carry. I doubt they're typical (if even real). From my own perspective, sex is awesome, so it'd be enlightening to read how it's portrayed by someone who isn't really too into it in the form of a first person account, especially with your supposed "trying everything".
TC said:
Your "Lol I made it up" post only came after "Badboy" brought the topic back to the top. Sure you could claim you logged off, but searching your alias shows you responded in the topics "Forum Raids" and "Yes, Size Does Make A Difference.", the second one 40 minutes later. This leads me to believe you were avoiding the topic, hoping it would become buried and not need to be answered.
Of course I could be off base, maybe you wanted to look sexually inept in a place where people judge you constantly. If that was your game, good job you Machiavellian Mastermind you.
"I am trying to reduce the amount of partners I have and try to slow down and wiork on finding someone to have kids with." doesn't explain why you wouldn't want to disclose your sexual past, especially after you offered, more than likely expecting me to not want to know~
Why not tell us your stories of sex now then? We won't mind. Anyone who doesn't want to read your past sexual exploits can save the time and scroll past it."
Zing!
Well done.
by Thrill Kill
by prometheusboundOkay, I'll admit. I was just saying "pump n' dump" to get you, and I was pushing the issue.
I know...
You've turned this back at me. I submit oh high one! bows before Thrill
At least you know your place.
by A_muscaria
TC said:
Your "Lol I made it up" post only came after "Badboy" brought the topic back to the top. Sure you could claim you logged off, but searching your alias shows you responded in the topics "Forum Raids" and "Yes, Size Does Make A Difference.", the second one 40 minutes later. This leads me to believe you were avoiding the topic, hoping it would become buried and not need to be answered.
Of course I could be off base, maybe you wanted to look sexually inept in a place where people judge you constantly. If that was your game, good job you Machiavellian Mastermind you.
"I am trying to reduce the amount of partners I have and try to slow down and wiork on finding someone to have kids with." doesn't explain why you wouldn't want to disclose your sexual past, especially after you offered, more than likely expecting me to not want to know~
Why not tell us your stories of sex now then? We won't mind. Anyone who doesn't want to read your past sexual exploits can save the time and scroll past it."
Zing!
Well done.
Okay, maybe I wasn't clear enough for everyone...... But I thought it was pretty clear from the moment I said I was just saying what I was to get under Thrills skin. You can do a better job making an alter Maggie if only you do something other than Macaria ~ Muscaria
